January Quarantinescopes

Well, it's been a hell of a winter. I missed a few months of quarantinescopes. To be honest they just weren't as important as eating my weight in mashed potatoes, cookies and Yule logs. But I'm back at it again this month with New Year's Resolutions for each sign. Your New Year's Resolution:

Aries - To follow through on a project. Just one. Any single project. You can do it.

Taurus - To stop giving out loyalty to everyone and their damn dog. (Ok, dogs are fine, but be more discerning of humans).

Gemini - To focus your energy into one cohesive point; we don't need five conversations in one. I know you're easily bored, but not all of us are ready for that kind of enthusiasm for life.

Cancer - To accept yourself as you are. Relax into the comfort of wearing a hard shell as a means to never truly have to connect with anyone else.

Leo - Set some healthy boundaries. Learn to say no without roaring it in a tizzy.

Virgo - To get swept up in something other than work. Work is fine and whatever, but so is watching the sunset and snuggling on the couch. Stretch your focus.

Libra - To make up your damn mind about one thing without wavering or waffling. Good luck!

Scorpio - Be nice. That's it. Just be nice. #goals

Sagittarius - To push the boundaries of outdated patterns, while still respecting and maintaining your own healthy boundaries. There's a difference between pushing limits and being a criticizing assface.

Capricorn - To allow your hard work and serious nature to stay realistic and practical... and not get all extremist on us. We've got enough stress to deal with.

Aquarius - Learn how to feel comfortable alone. You won't die. You might feel extremely insecure and you might overanalyze everything and you'll likely fall into a mental spiral... but you won't die.

Pisces - To be more honest. Sure, a few dozen white lies are probably fine. But more honesty about the big stuff.