Aries - Haha, Cancer season means all the feels and you hate those. Logic can’t help you this month.

Taurus - The old, comfortable way isn’t doing it for you anymore. I know it’s unnatural but you’ll need to...try something new.

Gemini - Is it ADHD or are you just a Gemini? Hard to tell.

Cancer - Release that control you pinchy little crab, it can’t save you from your feelings. Also, happy birthday.

Leo - It’s cute how you blame your jealousy on “loving” them too much. Nah bitch, you possessive.

Virgo - Your highly scrutinizing nature makes you fun and enjoyable to be around...

Libra - Your whole mood is like one giant buyer’s remorse vibe.

Scorpio - Stop using intimidation to make friends. We only like you because we’re afraid of you.

Sagittarius - Your word of the day is: TACT. Try it!

Capricorn - You call it “being practical.” I call it being a rude ass, know it all.

Aquarius - Your best motivation to do a thing is to be told not to do the thing.

Pisces - You can’t escape your feelings this month. The only way out is through, or whatever.