QuarantineScope for August 2021

We’ve all got things we’re naturally gifted at. This month, horoscopes are based on each sign’s superpower.

What’s your superpower?

Aries - Able to get a partner with the power of narcissism.

Taurus - Able to be so down to earth that you actually become depressed.

Gemini - The power of not reading the room.

Cancer - Able to breakdown about any and all things at any given moment.

Leo - The power to turn the conversation back to yourself.

Virgo - The power to always wonder, “what’s in it for me?”

Libra - Able to be offended by all.

Scorpio - The power to make anything into a sexual innuendo.

Sagittarius - Able to take important things for granted in the name of personal freedom.

Capricorn - The power to see the negative in any given situation!

Aquarius - The power to lose your keys even though you just had them 2 seconds ago.

Pisces - Able to silently slip away unnoticed from every uncomfortable scenario.