October Quarantinescopes:
Ah, Libra season. A breath of fresh air. It's the sign of balance, harmony and peace making. But alas, Mercury has gone retrograde yet again and will do its best to ruin all of our plans. What does this month have in store for us?
Aries - Your relationship house is all a fluster this Libra season. Time to get some harmony in your partnerships! Too bad finding balance requires boundaries and honesty, two things you lack my friend.
Taurus - It's time to organize your life and surroundings - sort through your shit and throw out what no longer serves you. Stop hoarding weird stuff! You don't need 50 dried up, old ass nail polishes. You don't need all those cardboard boxes you're saving for a rainy day. Seriously, clean up, you're a mess.
Gemini - Normally you'd be thriving this season; in creative flow, mingling at all the parties, living your best life. But between the pandemic and the shit show that is the Presidential election, you're feeling stressed and less than confident. You're basically a 90's "Sure" brand deodorant commercial.... except you're only living the "unsure" parts.
Cancer - This Libra season is shining a light all over the family and home section of your chart. Pay attention to that jealousy and FOMO popping up and work through that shit without blaming others. If that doesn't work, you can always gaslight the cat to regain a sense of control and self-worth.
Leo - It's time for you to declutter - your home, your mind, your friendships. Tell that person in your life who doesn't respect your boundaries to shove it! But don't be too clear about it. Make sure you implement your favorite tool - passive aggression. That way everyone can be confused and pissed off together!
Virgo - This season your financial security is top priority. You'll magically find yourself finishing up all that boring paperwork you've been putting off for months (maybe even years) - all in the interest of more financial freedom. No satire for you this month Virgo, you're actually doing great.
Libra - Happy Birthday Libras! I'm so excited to celebrate with you out at dinner! I can't wait to watch you change your mind 5 times before ordering and then be disappointed by what you actually ordered and wish you would have gotten the other choice and then listen to you complain about how unsatisfying your meal was. You're so fun!
Scorpio - Take this time to rest and refocus on yourself. Enjoy nature and get lost in your thoughts. Just try not to get sucked into all that negative self-talk that constantly tells you how much of a failure you are and all the reasons you're ashamed of yourself and all the ways you're unworthy. On second thought, don't get lost in your thoughts. Keep it surface level Scorpio.
Sagittarius - Watch out, this month Venus (the planet of love) will connect with Uranus. (Haha, connect with Uranus!) This will bring excitement and unpredictability to your love life. Get weird. Have fun.
Capricorn - Be mindful this month little goat; this is a time of heavy ego-inflation for you. Stay humble and don't let your good ideas go to your head. You may find yourself being disappointed and rejected this Libra season. Try not to fight it, stubborn friend.
Aquarius - This month I see big plans of traveling and adventure for you! Just remember, Mercury is retrograde and it will make sure that your car breaks down, you miss your flight and you book your hotel for the wrong dates. Enjoy your vacay!
Pisces - The theme for you this month is endings. Just like the Autumnal season - things die and fall down. Don't be surprised if you find yourself setting healthy boundaries, releasing old patterns and relationships that no longer serve you and actually making healthy life choices. Crazy I know, but it's written in the stars so it must be true.
